Parsley Health vs Function Health — what's the actual difference?
Parsley Health is a care membership: you get a physician and a coach who order labs and build a protocol. Function Health is a testing subscription: you get 100+ biomarkers twice a year with AI summaries, and no one treats what's found.
The choice is really care versus data. If you want someone accountable for a plan, that's the membership model. If you want a wide, cheap, repeatable read on your biomarkers and you're comfortable acting on it yourself (or taking it to your own clinician), that's the lab-subscription model. They are not substitutes, which is why plenty of people end up paying for both.