Even Black Sheep Need Help Sometimes
No hold music. No "your call is important to us" lies.
Our AI answers first — and our team steps in whenever it can't.
"No judgment. We once spent 3 hours debugging a printer."
The Flock's AI 🐑
Smarter than your last doctor's receptionist
What's got you stuck?
No question is too weird. We've heard it all.
Prefer a Human? We've Got Those Too.
Real people. Real responses. No bots pretending to be people. (That's a different company.)
Before You Ask... 👀
Is this page a joke?
The humor is real. The support is realer. We actually respond.
How fast do you reply?
AI: instantly. Text: minutes. Email: within 24h. Carrier pigeon: depends on wind.
Do you actually care?
We left the medical-industrial complex because we care too much. So... yes.
Is the AI any good?
It's trained on our entire program library. It's basically Dr. Nicole without the coffee addiction.
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Member or not — tell us what's up. You get a ticket number, it lands straight with our team. Our AI replies first, and anything it can't answer is escalated to a person on our team.
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