Even Black Sheep Need Help Sometimes
No hold music. No "your call is important to us" lies.
Just actual humans (and one very smart AI) ready to help.
"You're not lost — you're just exploring aggressively."
The Flock's AI 🐑
Smarter than your last doctor's receptionist
What's got you stuck?
No question is too weird. We've heard it all.
Prefer a Human? We've Got Those Too.
Real people. Real responses. No bots pretending to be people. (That's a different company.)
Before You Ask... 👀
Is this page a joke?
The humor is real. The support is realer. We actually respond.
How fast do you reply?
AI: instantly. Text: minutes. Email: within 24h. Carrier pigeon: depends on wind.
Do you actually care?
We left the medical-industrial complex because we care too much. So... yes.
Is the AI any good?
It's trained on our entire program library. It's basically Dr. Nicole without the coffee addiction.
Open a Support Ticket 🐑
Member or not — tell us what's up. You get a ticket number, it lands straight with our team, and a real human emails you back. No auto-reply that says "we value your feedback."
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